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I'm 18. Cali livin' but Vermont LOVIN' I reblog humor however booty pics are exceptional.

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

agists:

roguesquirrel:

byebyewiththebathwater:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train station

I wasn’t joking
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The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.

Ah, but you have heard of him

 


"President Obama said today that we should probably think about putting some women on our money."
-New York Magazine

"President Obama said today that we should probably think about putting some women on our money."

-New York Magazine

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.