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18. Humor but Booty is life. Cali based.

brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

llamasgotoheaven:

lovenlife4me:

Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads

#people#this dispels like fifty stereotypes and I love it

llamasgotoheaven:

lovenlife4me:

Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

feministjewishfangirl:

poniatowskaja:

suddenlyprompts:

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

despute:

there should be a dating website called ebae

bestpal:

imblakeandyourenot:

bestpal:

my pussy > the beatles

anyone who thinks this way has never listened to the beatles.

sike bitch u never tasted this pussy